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Paris Hilton Still Sucks

As promised by Max in the comments yesterday, here’s Paris Hilton’s song Screwed. Sorry, Max, I believe she still sucks. The song has potential, but she? Does not.

Posted in Uncategorized. on Wednesday, May 31, 2006

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  1. Max said
    on Wed, May 31, 2006

    Oh yeah–she’s a total waste of oxygen. But that song–so catchy! Hands in the air, people! :-)

  2. Soosan said
    on Wed, May 31, 2006

    Wow Max I thought you were making a joke.. I mean with a song title “Screwed”, and well… Ms. Hilton’s past online experiences….

    Can’t listen to it at work, but I am waiting with bated breath.

  3. Maggie said
    on Wed, May 31, 2006

    She should stick to showing the world her vagina.

  4. Joey Jo-Jo said
    on Wed, May 31, 2006

    When presented with the choice of hearing her sing or seeing her vagina, I’d really be hard pressed to answer…..

  5. freakgirl said
    on Wed, May 31, 2006

    What if she could sing through her vagina?

  6. Maggie said
    on Wed, May 31, 2006

    Well, let me put it this way…I’m less likely to see her vagina by accident, whereas with a song floating around out there, it could come on the radio at any time, catch me unawares.

    Now if she could sing through her vagina, there could be uses for her. Uses involving espionage.

  7. Michael said
    on Wed, May 31, 2006

    I don’t know about singing, but I’m willing to bet that it whistles.

  8. Maggie said
    on Wed, May 31, 2006

    Echos, too.

  9. Michael said
    on Wed, May 31, 2006

    No doubt, Maggie. Half the time she looks like a drag queen, so it’s wholly appropriate that she prolly has to tuck her business.

    The song isn’t half bad, though. As I’m sure Max would attest, the dance tune does not live or die by its generic, heavily synthesized female vocal. Unless we’re talking about Kylie, but she has her own set of rules entirely.

  10. sandra said
    on Wed, May 31, 2006

    once jay found himself at a strip club for a friend’s stag and a stripper named Venus tied her labia into a knot, then flexed her thigh muscles to release. now that’s using your cootie at its fullest potential. venus is far more talented than skanky paris ever will be.

  11. freakgirl said
    on Wed, May 31, 2006

    Well, sandra, after hearing that, I will never sleep again. Thanks. :o

  12. sandra said
    on Wed, May 31, 2006

    i just wanted an excuse to use the word cootie.

  13. freakgirl said
    on Wed, May 31, 2006

    Mission accomplished. :D

  14. Michael said
    on Wed, May 31, 2006

    I think you just coined a new phrase, Sandra. As in (exasperated): Well, if that doesn’t tie my labia in a knot!

  15. Soosan said
    on Wed, May 31, 2006

    Michael!!! HAH!

    Seriously, this page is so dangerous to read at work, especially with open concept!!

  16. brad pitt said
    on Wed, June 7, 2006

    the song suck more than she does if thats possible.she such a hag. what her mother ex stripper put the class back in the family and all disappear. pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

  17. candygirl said
    on Fri, June 16, 2006

    I am no prude, and I have had my share of unbridled monkey sex,
    I even border on the mildly kinky sometimes ( I am female AB/DL ), but Paris Hilton makes me sick.
    WHY? Because she is a mean ass vindictive, arrogant,ignorant,fake blonde,pinch faced-fish lipped , Hollywood wannabe, SLUT!
    Who ever told her she has talent or looks, lied through their teeth…it was probably to get a quick sloppy sport FUCK from her.
    Her parents must be so proud of their two idotic daughters, skanking their way through life. PAPA HILTON must love all the media buzz and internet blogs that trash his precious “Princess”…
    It sure proves that money can’t buy everything…Like respect!
    I wish the media would stop giving her so much unwarranted attention. What would just kill her, is if everyone stopped paying attention to her stupid ass!

  18. virgox4xlifex said
    on Wed, June 21, 2006

    i love paris hilton and yall r just jealous bc she has everything u want…so yall can BITE ME!!!

  19. virgox4xlifex said
    on Wed, June 21, 2006

    paris hilton has made her own living…she has a show,model,she has a contract with bongo and guess…she has her own cd(yes she can sing)…she has her perfume..and her own book!!!!hope u know she makes 3 MILLION…per season….so yall can go one with yall’s lame life and stop makeing fun of someone else bc your jealous of them….buh bye!!!!

  20. freakgirl said
    on Wed, June 21, 2006

    oh my god.