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Posted in Uncategorized. on Tuesday, Sep 26, 2006

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  1. Julie said
    on Tue, September 26, 2006

    Okay I tried to post it and it won’t show up. My list reads:

    Head Colds
    Dave Matthews Fans
    Secondhand Smoke
    Hidden Sandwich Pickles
    My Sister
    Fox News
    Psoriasis
    Atlanta International Airport

  2. freakgirl said
    on Tue, September 26, 2006

    “Hidden Sandwich Pickles.”

    That is excellent. I wonder why it wouldn’t show up. How did you try to post it? (I removed your blank post, btw)

  3. Michael said
    on Tue, September 26, 2006

    God help me but I’ve put the TiVo on Oprah just lately. More than once. For McGreevey…and she maddened me! Then the whole Gayle and Oprah Sexless Committed Life Partners Road Trip thing was just horribly self-congratulatory, but I watched that, too. And why exactly can Janet Jackson sit there and say next to nothing…no, WHISPER next to nothing, and then get wild applause? She can’t sing and she doesn’t even dance that great anymore.

    But I’ll say it again: the new John Mayer CD is Clapton-esque.

  4. Rona said
    on Tue, September 26, 2006

    I never paid any attention to John Mayer before, but looooooove his new song. I’ve got a crush on him now.

  5. Rona said
    on Tue, September 26, 2006

    And oh yeah – “Hidden Sandwich Pickles” is kind of genius.

  6. Chuck said
    on Tue, September 26, 2006

    Public cell phone chatters

    People with multiple bumper stickers

    Everyone who holds the elevator for people in my building (C’mon – there are 6 of them)

    Reality TV (sorry)

    Gas Prices

    The Bush “Administration”

    Neti Haters

    Hollywood movies

    Anyone with a car nicer than mine (which is everyone)

    Humidity

    People who speed down my street

    My weed guy

  7. Michael said
    on Tue, September 26, 2006

    RE: Your weed guy.

    If you don’t want him, I’ll take him.

    “People with multiple bumper stickers” made me laugh. Chuck draws the line at ONE. I laughed, but I get it.

  8. Rain said
    on Tue, September 26, 2006

    I’m gonna link to the one I made last month just because I find it funny that Freakgirl and both named opposite jeans styles…

    http://mustytv.blogspot.com/20.....night.html

  10. destructogirl said
    on Tue, September 26, 2006

    Ack! Why strip img tags? No fair.

    Mine is here.

  11. freakgirl said
    on Tue, September 26, 2006

    That is simply awesome.

    I don’t know why it strips img tags. I can put in img tags, why can’t everyone else? GEEKBOY, FIX!!!

  12. freakgirl said
    on Tue, September 26, 2006

    Rain, I can rock the bootcut jeans.

    Or, I think I can. Maybe I can’t, and everyone is afraid to tell me. In skinny jeans, I look like an upside-down teardrop.

  13. Chuck said
    on Tue, September 26, 2006

    That’s because you’re Chesty LaRue!

  14. freakgirl said
    on Tue, September 26, 2006

    YOU BET I AM.

  15. Jen said
    on Tue, September 26, 2006

    USAir
    Squirrels on my birdfeeder
    NASA (I don’t care how unlikeable it makes me)
    People who still rollerblade
    Abraham Nunez

  16. Rain said
    on Tue, September 26, 2006

    Boot cut pants of any kind make me look like I have knock-knees. And don’t get me started with the low-rise trend.

    I’ve been longing for a simple straight legged pair of pants for years, YEARS, so I can almost welcome the skinny trend. The thing is, when I get them in my size, there’s nothing skinny about them, so they end up just looking like straight legged pants. Problem is, I haven’t been able to find a pair that ISN’T low-rise. Grrrrr.

  17. Hugh said
    on Tue, September 26, 2006

    Q: How do you keep a Dave Matthews fan from finding your drugs?

    A: Hide them beneath the soap.

    HIYO!

  18. Soosan said
    on Tue, September 26, 2006

    I’m still laughing over hidden sandwich pickles

    – Hangnails
    – People who hate people
    – People who are famous for being famous
    – Tie Domi
    – Litterbugs (NOT cool)
    – Bananas, mushrooms, cooked carrots and other foods I hate
    – My paycheck

  19. freakgirl said
    on Wed, September 27, 2006

    Hugh – ha!

  20. Lauren said
    on Wed, September 27, 2006

    Mine change hourly.

    -snails & slugs
    -cell phone girl at red sox game
    -elderly drivers
    -neighbor accross the street
    -adults who use “baby” voices
    -local furniture retailer
    -anything “X-treme”
    -morning car frost

  21. Lisa said
    on Wed, September 27, 2006

    Rain, I bought a perfect pair of straight-legged jeans at Nordstrom last year. They were soft and broken in at the get-go and are a very pretty dark blue (no sandblasting–which is on my “on notice” list.) You should try the online store.

  22. Julie said
    on Wed, September 27, 2006

    Seriously, there are few things worse than biting into a nice chicken sandwich and getting a mouthful of nasty fucking pickle.

    And I’m totally adding “Anything X-treme” to my list too, Lauren.

  23. yeti said
    on Fri, September 29, 2006

    YOUR WEED GUY?