You’re On Notice
Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 12:22pmMake your own and post it in the comments. [via]

Make your own and post it in the comments. [via]
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Julie on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 1:21 pm
Okay I tried to post it and it won’t show up. My list reads:
Head Colds
Dave Matthews Fans
Secondhand Smoke
Hidden Sandwich Pickles
My Sister
Fox News
Psoriasis
Atlanta International Airport
freakgirl on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 1:23 pm
“Hidden Sandwich Pickles.”
That is excellent. I wonder why it wouldn’t show up. How did you try to post it? (I removed your blank post, btw)
Michael on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 2:10 pm
God help me but I’ve put the TiVo on Oprah just lately. More than once. For McGreevey…and she maddened me! Then the whole Gayle and Oprah Sexless Committed Life Partners Road Trip thing was just horribly self-congratulatory, but I watched that, too. And why exactly can Janet Jackson sit there and say next to nothing…no, WHISPER next to nothing, and then get wild applause? She can’t sing and she doesn’t even dance that great anymore.
But I’ll say it again: the new John Mayer CD is Clapton-esque.
Rona on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 2:16 pm
I never paid any attention to John Mayer before, but looooooove his new song. I’ve got a crush on him now.
Rona on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 2:19 pm
And oh yeah - “Hidden Sandwich Pickles” is kind of genius.
Chuck on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 2:43 pm
Public cell phone chatters
People with multiple bumper stickers
Everyone who holds the elevator for people in my building (C’mon - there are 6 of them)
Reality TV (sorry)
Gas Prices
The Bush “Administration”
Neti Haters
Hollywood movies
Anyone with a car nicer than mine (which is everyone)
Humidity
People who speed down my street
My weed guy
Michael on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 2:49 pm
RE: Your weed guy.
If you don’t want him, I’ll take him.
“People with multiple bumper stickers” made me laugh. Chuck draws the line at ONE. I laughed, but I get it.
Rain on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 2:56 pm
I’m gonna link to the one I made last month just because I find it funny that Freakgirl and both named opposite jeans styles…
http://mustytv.blogspot.com/20.....night.html
destructogirl on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 3:01 pm
destructogirl on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 3:02 pm
Ack! Why strip img tags? No fair.
Mine is here.
freakgirl on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 3:10 pm
That is simply awesome.
I don’t know why it strips img tags. I can put in img tags, why can’t everyone else? GEEKBOY, FIX!!!
freakgirl on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Rain, I can rock the bootcut jeans.
Or, I think I can. Maybe I can’t, and everyone is afraid to tell me. In skinny jeans, I look like an upside-down teardrop.
Chuck on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 3:31 pm
That’s because you’re Chesty LaRue!
freakgirl on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 4:36 pm
YOU BET I AM.
Jen on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 5:02 pm
USAir
Squirrels on my birdfeeder
NASA (I don’t care how unlikeable it makes me)
People who still rollerblade
Abraham Nunez
Rain on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 5:09 pm
Boot cut pants of any kind make me look like I have knock-knees. And don’t get me started with the low-rise trend.
I’ve been longing for a simple straight legged pair of pants for years, YEARS, so I can almost welcome the skinny trend. The thing is, when I get them in my size, there’s nothing skinny about them, so they end up just looking like straight legged pants. Problem is, I haven’t been able to find a pair that ISN’T low-rise. Grrrrr.
Hugh on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 5:10 pm
Q: How do you keep a Dave Matthews fan from finding your drugs?
A: Hide them beneath the soap.
HIYO!
Soosan on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 at 5:59 pm
I’m still laughing over hidden sandwich pickles
- Hangnails
- People who hate people
- People who are famous for being famous
- Tie Domi
- Litterbugs (NOT cool)
- Bananas, mushrooms, cooked carrots and other foods I hate
- My paycheck
freakgirl on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 8:03 am
Hugh - ha!
Lauren on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 9:09 am
Mine change hourly.
-snails & slugs
-cell phone girl at red sox game
-elderly drivers
-neighbor accross the street
-adults who use “baby” voices
-local furniture retailer
-anything “X-treme”
-morning car frost
Lisa on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 9:33 am
Rain, I bought a perfect pair of straight-legged jeans at Nordstrom last year. They were soft and broken in at the get-go and are a very pretty dark blue (no sandblasting–which is on my “on notice” list.) You should try the online store.
Julie on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 at 10:19 am
Seriously, there are few things worse than biting into a nice chicken sandwich and getting a mouthful of nasty fucking pickle.
And I’m totally adding “Anything X-treme” to my list too, Lauren.
yeti on Friday, September 29, 2006 at 2:14 pm
YOUR WEED GUY?